The Anger Shark Joins the Ditto-Head Fray...

The Anger Shark has returned from the Bowels of Hell.  Okay, the Anger Shark was in New Jersey.  (Same zipcode as Hell, though.)

And, in the words of our leader, "HOOOOO DOGGIES!!! What an amazing week off that was!"

Karl Rove outed as "The Leak"!?  Karl Rove is Deep Throat's evil twin in this Plame-gate fiasco?!

Wow... I didn't see that one coming!   That was downright shocking!  After all, I've been living in a cave making pictures of evil clowns out of macaroni and ignoring the world around me ALL MY LIFE.

Hmmm... what's that smell?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM,  it's the smell of "BUSH'S BRAIN" BURNING!!!  I will take fiendish pleasure watching Karl Rove being tossed into the flame by his GOP brethren.  They're already chopping the wood and finding the matches.

And today, it was confirmed that there was a SECOND White House leak:  Lewis Libby a.k.a "Scooter." 

My father always said, "Never trust a man over 30 who is still referred to as Skippy, Scooter, or Junior."  Guess he was right!!!

Listen to a story about "SCOOTER" here:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4758480

But, alas, my little strawberry cupcakes with cream cheese filling, The Anger Shark has become disillusioned!  I can't QUITE bring myself to believe that Rove or "Scooter" will be punished in any meaningful way. 

I mean, look at all the other evil deeds carried out by the evil-doers ( Texan pronounciation:  eee-vile ders) of this administration.

They're all still standing! 

In fact, every rube-ass dipshit west of the Hudson River thinks they're doing a FANTASTIC JOB!

Still, I would love to see Karl Rove unmasked as the EVIL, EVIL (again, Texan Pronounciation: eeevil) man that he is!